The Scum on Sunday

Three and a half million people can be wrong....

As Predicted Here (Sadly)

Just when I thought that the Dirty Digger's media empire in the UK was in trouble, he does what everyone thought he might do back in July 2011.

But that was before the full extent of the criminality that went on in his newspapers began to be revealled in the Leveson Enquiry.

And now the News of the World mk2 is ready to hit the news stands this weekend.

Perhaps a country gets the press it deserves?

Time to give the Falklands to Argentina?

Mrs and Mr Madonna pictured above in happier times

Well, according to a convicted wife beater and friend of corrupt left-wing dictators, it is.

Sean, it's nothing to do with history or justice. It's all about oil!

At the Setting of the Sun

Is this the beginning of the end for Rupert Murdoch's toxic media empire in Britain?

Just starting to thaw

Photo taken by Dr Lakelander this morning

English for Dummies

For Sale:

Copy of "English for Dummies"

Hardly used.

Genuine reason for sale - change of job means no longer needed.

Best offer secures.

David Blackadder and George Baldrick on the Euro

Brought to us courtesy of regular correspondent AJDShootist

Baldrick: "What I want to know sir, is before there was a Euro there were lots of different types of money that different people used. And now there's only one type of money that the foreign people use. And what I want to know is, how did we get from one state of affairs to the other state of affairs"

Blackadder: "Baldrick. Do you mean, how did the Euro start?"

Baldrick: "Yes sir"

Blackadder: "Well, you see Baldrick, back in the 1980's there were many different countries all running their own finances and using different types of money. On one side you had the major economies of France , Belgium , Holland and Germany , and on the other, the weaker nations of Spain , Greece , Ireland , Italy and Portugal . They got together and decided that it would be much easier for everyone if they could all use the same money, have one Central Bank, and belong to one large club where everyone would be happy. This meant that there could never be a situation whereby financial metldown would lead to social unrest, wars and crises".

Baldrick: "But this is sort of a crisis, isn't it sir".

Blackadder: "That's right Baldrick. You see, there was only one slight flaw with the plan".

Baldrick: "What was that then sir?"

Blackadder: "It was bollocks".

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