The EU sends a message to Tony Blair

The first in an occasional series - "Things can only get better"

The Post Office Lakelander is delighted to announce the release of a series of stamps that will reflect the advancement of society since the Labour party took power in 1997.

The first of these stamps commemorates the relaxation of drinking laws in 2005 as two British mingers beauties enjoy some well-deserved libation at the end of a busy week claiming Job Seekers Allowance. Note the tab of E on the tongue of the brunette on the left.

This is just one of the many Labour policies that has been such a success.

More will follow...

Gordon takes up jogging

Holly Johnson would be proud....

I know this is hard to believe, but we were both members of the same punk club in Liverpool, called Eric's.

The dive in question was just across the way from that rather better-known Matthew Street establishment "The Cavern Club", as so wonderfully blogged in recent times by my good friend Trubes. Her blogs on this era are seriously recommended reading.

The one really disturbing fact that I've spotted in this photo is that Gordon appears to have picked as a bodyguard a descendant of Jake the Peg.

Wear your poppy with pride

As Tony Blair cashes in on his Gulf War contacts and his laughable role as "Middle East Peace Envoy".

Alan Johnson denies drug policy is in crisis

Home Secretary Alan Johnson has denied that the government's policy on drugs is in crisis, following his sacking of Professor David Nutt.

"Crisis - what crisis, man?", said Mr Johnson, "I'm, like totally chilled...."

Great Minds Think Alike

Well....they've been using the Horror Mask idea for years......

Fifty Not Out

Well, excuse me....

But where have all the years gone?