Thursday, 28 July 2011

Ed Miliband undergoes surgery


"I'll be carrying out the operation today - there's nothing to worry about Mr Miliband, you won't feel a thing....honest......."

Friday, 22 July 2011

New style Euro coin revealled

The European Central Bank has announced a new sponsorship deal that they believe will delay what everyone believed was the inevitable.

In future, the "Euro" will be known as the "Euro-Sponsored-By-Germany" to reflect the fact that half of Europe is now in hock to the Germans.

Federal Europe is becoming a reality. Monetary union without political union was never going to work and this morning people all over Europe are waking up to the fact that they might as well not bother having their own governments any more.

Monday, 18 July 2011

Recommended Reading


I'm not really into Twitter.

I've never imagined that either of my readers would be that excited to learn - for instance - that I had an egg mayo sandwich for lunch today. (Though if either of you are interested, the eggs came from the farm 200 yards away and were fresh this morning.)

However, there is one Tweeter who my good friend Max Farquar has highlighted on his excellent blog that I think we should all follow over the coming days. It's a former News of the World journalist whose inside line on developments at News International makes fascinating reading.

He or she is predicting big developments tomorrow.

http://twitter.com/#!/ExNOTWjourno2

Saturday, 16 July 2011

Rupert Murdoch's apology - the first draft


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Update: I almost forgot about this blog post from July 2009:

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Charlie Gilmour gets 16 months


With a rich and famous step-father and his feminine looks, Charlie Gilmour is going to find prison a very interesting experience.

He will probably cry himself to sleep every night. Until his cell mate taps him on the shoulder and gives him a hug....


Friday, 15 July 2011

Goodbye Rebekah


And if Rupert Murdoch thinks that this will save his son, James, he's dreaming.

Friday, 8 July 2011

Can you spot the difference?


No, nor can I....

But someone, hiding behind "Identity Protect Limited" has registered several variations of the domain name "The Sun on Sunday" just this week.

I wonder which nasty red top that might be?

Friday, 1 July 2011