Farewell Kenny

"I went to Boston and look what they gave me."

Inevitable really. Finishing below Everton is the greatest sin a Liverpool manager can commmit.

One of the greatest Liverpool players of all time deserves a comfortable retirement.

"It's a witchhunt!"

And the Wicked Witch of Wapping has been caught....

Goodbye Ken

The Lakelander's Emporium of Tat is delighted to offer this engraved whisky glass to commemorate the political career of Ken Livingstone.

This is the man who turned London into a banana republic during his tenure as Mayor. He siphoned off money to his cronies and pursued naive policies that cost London taxpayers dear. He lived in a haze of inebreation and became a dangerous joke.

Hugo Chavez and Gerry Adams have already ordered half a dozen each.

Vote for Boris

The prospect of Ken Livingstone becoming Mayor of London doesn't even bear thinking about.