We are delighted to hear that William, the Duke of Cambridge and Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge are expecting their first child. Congratulations to you both!
In keeping with this blog's tradition of marking such Royal occasions with the offer of highly tasteful items for the more discerning collector, The Lakelander's Emporium of Tat is proud to offer a genuine Duchess of Cambridge morning sick bag, topped up by Kate herself.
Dr Lakelander says that Nicholas Witchell on the BBC News this evening doesn't know what he talking about when he says she is 8 weeks pregnant. Dr L says she will be at least 10 weeks, otherwise they wouldn't have announced it and is likely to be between 10 and 12 weeks pregnant.
Which means that in 4 weeks, she will no longer be suffering from morning sickness.
So buy now before this limited edition collectors' item runs out. It's an ideal Christmas present for the Royalist in your life!
Price: £99.95 each or £209.95 for two.