The Lakelander's Emporium of Tat is delighted to offer this engraved whisky glass to commemorate the political career of Ken Livingstone.
This is the man who turned London into a banana republic during his tenure as Mayor. He siphoned off money to his cronies and pursued naive policies that cost London taxpayers dear. He lived in a haze of inebreation and became a dangerous joke.
Hugo Chavez and Gerry Adams have already ordered half a dozen each.