The Lakelander's Emporium of Tat is delighted to offer this engraved whisky glass to commemorate the political career of Ken Livingstone.
This is the man who turned London into a banana republic during his tenure as Mayor. He siphoned off money to his cronies and pursued naive policies that cost London taxpayers dear. He lived in a haze of inebreation and became a dangerous joke.
Hugo Chavez and Gerry Adams have already ordered half a dozen each.
2 comments:
Boss, your marketing department needs a shake up. Your sales would have tripled if you had said it was an engraved orange juice glass. Remember Ken's constituencies of Tower Hamlets, Bethnal Green and Brent, where you could have expected a huge souvenir take up, are alcohol free - at least that's what they want us to believe, but if you knew the middle east like wot Grandad and I do, you would know that was a load of hogwash. In Casablanca if you order a coke marocaine you get a double slug of single malt hidden inside; and if you go to Abu Dhabi and slip a bottle of the hard stuff to the waiter, it is served in teacups from a teapot. Sneaky beggars ...
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