Just in time for Halloween

The Lakelander's Emporium of Tat is proud to be the first stockist in the world of the Saif Al Islam Gadaffi Horror Mask!

If you've ever wanted to scare the life out of a dodgy politician or financier then this is the thing to be seen in at Halloween.

Imagine the look on their faces when they answer the door and see their old friend standing there.

For maximum terror effect, just say "do you mind if I stay over for a bit, while I write my memoirs?"

Price £99.99. Includes free PhD from the London School of Economics.

As recommended by Lord Peter Mandelson, "it certainly put the willies up me!"

Do you believe in Ghosts, Tony?

Because if you don't, perhaps it's time you did.

Now that Gadaffi and his family are either dead or in exile, perhaps we'll hear the truth about all those visits you've made in recent years - and what was in it for you.

Be afraid, be very afraid...

Rather as predicted here

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I can't help thinking that this particular bit of fox hunting is going to run and run....

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Thanks a bunch, Martin

As a player, I never much liked Martin Johnson.

He was dirty and brutish in a way that harked back to an earlier style of the game (though, in fairness, this was actually the style of the game that I used to know back in the 70s and early 80s and when I played rugby.)

Under his management, the lack of discipline in the England team has been a disgrace. It can only have contributed to the jaded performance that the team turned in today against France.

And condemned those of us from England, Ireland and Scotland to something we never thought we would be forced to do.....

Support Wales!

RIP Steve Jobs