New FIFA slogan revealed

Not only has Sepp Blatter reassured the world of football by saying "Crisis - what crisis?" tonight, he has also revealled the new slogan for FIFA, which more accurately reflects the aims of those who run international football.

Expenses Cheats

So Elliot Morley has been sentenced to 16 months in prison.

He joins Jim Devine, who was also sentenced to 16 months and David Chaytor, who went down for 18 months.

The three of them used every legal trick in the book to stay out of prison, including invoking Parliamentary privilege. The three of them had shamelessly ripped off the taxpayer over many years and deserved to be treated like the common criminals they had chosen to become.

Sir Fred Goodwin

Sir Fred Goodwin has denied all allegations that his mind was on other things as the banking crisis broke in 2008.

Of course we believe him....

Osama Bin Laden's Porn

It is being reported that the US Navy Seals who killed Osama Bin Laden found a large quantity of pornography at his hideout in Abbotabad.

No details have yet been released as to the contents of Osama's stash, but the Lakelander's View has obtained a copy of the magazine he was believed to be reading when the Seals dropped in on him.

We have also heard that Osama's last words to his wife, when he asked her to answer the door were "it's a bit early for carol singers, isn't it?"

Nick Clegg - The Future

I saw a strange vision when I was having breakfast this morning.

I was sure I could see the outline of a familiar face on my piece of toast. I wonder who it could be?

The Situation Room

You saw it here first!

This is the photo that Barrack Obama and Hilary Clinton didn't want you to see of them watching the US Navy Seals attacking Osama Bin Laden's compound. Shortly after the photo was taken, it is believed that the Secretary of State wished that she hadn't eaten the whole of that pizza herself.

This is the hard evidence that any photos you have seen so far of The Situation Room with plain walls have clearly been Photoshopped.

Hat tip to Electro Kevin for the inspiration

Osama Bin Laden - the marketing begins....

Time and time again my efforts to ridicule are thwarted by reality. First it was the tat you could buy to commemorate the Royal Wedding and now it's Bin Bloody Laden!

I received this e-mail today from a company that sullies the good town of Teignmouth - home of that most excellent blogger, Electro-Kevin and that most excellent band, Muse.

Read it and weep...

From: "Corpdata"
Date: 3 May 2011 03:46:46 PM GMT+01:00
To: The Lakelander's day job e-mail address
Subject: Accurate data killed Osama bin Laden (helped by US Special Forces)
Reply-To: "Corpdata"

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