It was announced today that the Dear Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-Il has died.
Actually, he died in 2004.
But, by a happy coincidence, the same year saw the launch of the film "Team America: World Police", which featured an animatronic puppet of Kim Jong-Il, that the North Korean politburo bought on Ebay and have been using as a stand-in ever since.
For seven years, the people of North Korea have been completely taken in by this sleight of hand. Many have commented on how well the Dear Leader has looked in recent years and how much taller he is these days.
It is believed that a major circuit failure in the puppet gave the game away on Saturday, when "Kim Jong-Il" began farting sparks and repeating "I ruve you rong time" to a million strong rally of the North Korean branch of Weight Watchers International.
Now that the game is up, the Dear Leader will be succeeded by his 28 year old son, Kim Fat Turd.
Actually, he died in 2004.
But, by a happy coincidence, the same year saw the launch of the film "Team America: World Police", which featured an animatronic puppet of Kim Jong-Il, that the North Korean politburo bought on Ebay and have been using as a stand-in ever since.
For seven years, the people of North Korea have been completely taken in by this sleight of hand. Many have commented on how well the Dear Leader has looked in recent years and how much taller he is these days.
It is believed that a major circuit failure in the puppet gave the game away on Saturday, when "Kim Jong-Il" began farting sparks and repeating "I ruve you rong time" to a million strong rally of the North Korean branch of Weight Watchers International.
Now that the game is up, the Dear Leader will be succeeded by his 28 year old son, Kim Fat Turd.
5 comments:
The Dictator is dead, long live The dictator.
Gleat Reader Kim Jon been il rong time, so now Kim Jon dead. No suplise.
Rong Rive new Reader Kim Jon still-ok
"North Korean branch of Weight Watchers International"
Membership of none. Saw a pic of a girl having to eat grass to stay alive.
The average North Korean is 5" shorter than his/her counterpart in S. Korea, and also weighs much less.
China will be rumbling at all this, it looks sinister.
Hans Brix rike this a rot!
Fat turd...seems about right
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