What do you think its new leader is thinking?
Is it:
(a) Does anyone have a needle and thread handy? I appear to have pinged my bottom coat button.
(b) Of all the countries in the world, why did I end up in charge of this bunch of mad bastards?
(c) When's lunch? I'm starving...
Answers on a postcard please!
Is it:
(a) Does anyone have a needle and thread handy? I appear to have pinged my bottom coat button.
(b) Of all the countries in the world, why did I end up in charge of this bunch of mad bastards?
(c) When's lunch? I'm starving...
Answers on a postcard please!
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D) How on earth have we gotten away with this for 3 generations?
E) Remind me to have my tailor and barber shot in the morning.
[h/t to somebody chez Guido yesterday, but it made me smile and seems to fit the bill here]
G. "These deep fried panda balls just keep repeating".
P.S. and you wonder why Panda's are so rare!
h) It's three hours now since I called for a nappy change.
i) Hey you Westerner losers! Bet you never had Korean Fried Cat!
Re: Korean Fried Cat...
I may be spreading merely a malicious rumour, in which case, humblest grovelling apologies to all concerned, but I read somewhere recently that KFC had to delete "chicken" from their brand (hence the abbreviation now to mere initials) because it seems that much of what they were selling (allegedly) wasn't.
Does our Apricot know something the rest of us don"t??
Banned: Make sure all your oponents know that they face life in a prison camp or death. Simples!
Plagiarist: I read he has a violent temper - especially when drunk. Should be interesting...
H.S.B.: I imagine there is very little that Kim Fat Turd has not eaten in his short lifetime!
Apricotfox: He does look like a big baby, doesn't he?
Korean Fried Cat - love it!
Plagiarist: Hmm....think I'll stick to meat and two veg in future...
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