The Lakelander's Emporium of Tat is proud to be the first stockist in the world of the Saif Al Islam Gadaffi Horror Mask!
If you've ever wanted to scare the life out of a dodgy politician or financier then this is the thing to be seen in at Halloween.
Imagine the look on their faces when they answer the door and see their old friend standing there.
For maximum terror effect, just say "do you mind if I stay over for a bit, while I write my memoirs?"
Price £99.99. Includes free PhD from the London School of Economics.
As recommended by Lord Peter Mandelson, "it certainly put the willies up me!"
If you've ever wanted to scare the life out of a dodgy politician or financier then this is the thing to be seen in at Halloween.
Imagine the look on their faces when they answer the door and see their old friend standing there.
For maximum terror effect, just say "do you mind if I stay over for a bit, while I write my memoirs?"
Price £99.99. Includes free PhD from the London School of Economics.
As recommended by Lord Peter Mandelson, "it certainly put the willies up me!"
7 comments:
The Horror
Hi Boss, Nice to see your Emporium is still in existence despite all the govt and EU efforts to close British businesses down. Nil carborundum etc
Hellfire, It's GG!
Howthedevilareyou then!
You're right about UK Inc being stuffed at present, and it's all downhill to Christmas, when it will get worse!
I sincerely hope yoyr exile is in a place where they may soon get electricity, and you'll be able to join in again!
Sorry to take over Lakes, I'm just relishing the thought of Bliar's bum going in-out several times, at each mention of the dreaded Saif...
Perhaps Cherie will publish copies of the extended laundry bills in her memoirs!
Oh for fuck's sakes.
I'm seriously allergic to David Cameron masks.
I hate to say it but ...
I TOLD YOU SO.
He's a fucking disaster and Gaddafi ain't his Galtieri moment.
banned: he does look at bit like Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now!
GG: Welcome back! Delighted to see that you can still read the blog from whichever sun kissed island you are living on.
Scrobs: I imagine Tony Blair is having to change his underwear several times a day...
E-K: The real test of whether our part in the fall of Gadaffi is not that we helped to get rid of him but what sort of peace the people of Libya are left with.
Thanks Mr Lakes. One manages to pop in from time to time, which for the information of Herr Scrobs is roughly every other Monday and Wednesday between 9-11 am when we get the electric.
Me and him like your mask, but we saw on Geedo (before the power went off again) that someone suggested a Cameron mask to put on this year's guys. We thought that was a good idea - if you could spare the expense of producing one for copying and printing off?
When we were young the going rate was a penny for the guy. What is the currrent going rate? Need the info to send a postal order to a young'un for 5 Nov.
Keep well in your hills and dales. Bye for now.
PS: earlier today we came across a Scrobsrant chez Guido too. Really got his whatsits in a thingy!
Awww yes GG!
You're on the ball and no mistake!
(40 watts expended).
I'd just got back fom yet another day of meetings, and felt a bit better than I normally do, and Mrs S suggested a glass of summat, and then an other, and away we went...
It was all from the heart, and as I'm not a clever writer like Pips or Lils, I just sat down and gave it both barrels - straight off.
I might do it again soon, as I felt a damn sight better, but - hey - what's blogging for if we can't ask the Allotment Association why our onions didn't perform as they should this year, and the kale has whitefly...
(Shurely you're on the wrong site here Scrobs, just switch over, and we'll forget it just this once...)
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