Gordon is feeling very happy.
This is the man who saved the world's banking system in 2009.
This is the man who single-handedly set out a programme to save the world from global warming in 2009.
This is the man who will reduce unemployment to under a million in 2010.
This is the man who will lead the Labour Party to its greatest every victory in a General Election in 2010, wiping out the Conservative and Liberal Democrat parties in the process.
This is the man who will be forever remembered as our greatest-ever Prime Minister.
This is a man who has just over-dosed on Prozac and who is feeling very happy indeed.
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He's also the 'man' who starves our armed forces of funds, and pretends to be brave by sidling up to them and hoping he'll be noticed.
He's also the 'man' who was so thick that he didn't notice Bliar passing the reins at a time when the sh1t was about to hit the fan.
He's also the 'man' who raped my pension to oblivion, and has caused the Scrobs household no end of upheaval and problems.
He's also the 'man' who surrounds himself with either snakes or jobsworths, just to protect his collapsing empire.
He's also the 'man' who is now beginning to dread the future, which will bring him the ultimate badge of failure when he lets himself and all his fading cronies find themselves on the scrap heap of the political wilderness.
Scrobs: how very eloquently put.
I cannot improve upon it. You have my congratulations for summarising the brief reign of Gordon Brown in a few sentences!
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